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EPL GW32: Winners And Losers

Premier League football finally returned last weekend after a long hiatus that included international friendlies, a Carabao Cup final, the first leg of the Champions League quarter-final fixtures, and an entire round of FA Cup football. In other words, we've been starved of EPL drama for far too long, so without further ado, let's get into the winners and losers from this gameweek. Losers: Arsenal F.C.I don't think this one will come as any surprise to anybody at all. Arsenal's season is impl...

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EPL GW31: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 31 was dominated by non-EPL football as Manchester City and Arsenal locked horns in the Carabao Cup final. However, while most eyes were on Wembley, so many EPL games played out in very interesting fashion. European chasers secured crucial victories, relegation stragglers continued the battle for survival, and we had another Tyne-Wear derby. Here are all the winners and losers from a fascinating gameweek of football.Losers: Tottenham Hotspur F.C.Yeah, so here is the thing: Tottenham ...

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EPL GW30: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 30 of the English Premier League was one of those times when the biggest results happened to be draws. And there were a lot of draws, 6 of the 10 games this gameweek ended level, but there were some very significant results among those draws. Here are all the winners and losers from the action.Winners: Max Dowman16 years and 73 days, that's how long it took Max Dowman to score his first goal for Arsenal Football Club. Whenever I see stats like this one, I wonder what I was doing at t...

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EPL GW29: Winners And Losers

Midweek fixtures by their very nature tend to offer great entertainment. The teams have had only two or three days of rest since the last game, players are tired, and there hasn't been a great deal of time to prepare for the next opponent in detail. This makes games unpredictable and from the point of a neutral observer, rather fun to watch.

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EPL GW28: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 28 of the English Premier League came to an end on Sunday with a scintillating London Derby between Arsenal and Chelsea. All London Derbies carry great significance, but this one especially represented a game of great importance for both clubs for different reasons. Elsewhere, Manchester City kept up their title chase, Fulham and Tottenham played out another London derby, West Ham and Nottingham Forest struggled for points to escape the drop, and Liverpool and United continued jockey...

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EPL GW27: Winners And Losers

This gameweek was dominated by all the action around a North London Derby with both teams in dramatically different conditions. Arsenal fighting for the title at the top of the table, Tottenham fighting to escape relegation at the bottom. Elsewhere Manchester City faced a stern test as they sought to stay in the title race, Aston Villa tried to keep up with the leaders, and the relegation threathened clubs continued the fight to stay up. Here all the winners and losers from last gameweek's ac...

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The Gyokeres Effect

Look at the picture below and see if you can tell which Premier League striker had those numbers. Really, take a few seconds to think about it.If you thought "Roberto Firmino," you're right. Congratulations, you're a football nerd. But I want you to notice something, Bobby Firmino, although widely regarded (and rightfully so) as one of the most exciting strikers to play in the league, was never a prolific goalscorer. His highest tally was 15 in a season, and that happened only once. He had se...

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EPL GW26: Winners And Losers

As the 25/26 season draws to a close, every gameweek is increasingly important at every point on the table. At the top, Arsenal and Manchester City seem set to slug it out for the title. And at the bottom, a cluster of clubs is crowded around 18th (Tottenham, Leeds, etc), but it seems like the main characters of the battle for safety will be Nottingham Forest and West Ham. Another battle is being fought by four clubs (United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Brentford) for the final Champions League s...

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EPL GW25: Winners And Losers

Every gameweek these days seems to contain a match of immense consequences, and this one was no different. Liverpool faced Manchester City in a game that had immense consequences for the title race as well as the race to secure the last Champions League qualification spot. Nottingham vs Leeds was another game with immense consequences at the opposite end of the table as both teams fight to secure survival and another season of Premier League football. And in the middle of the table, we had ga...

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EPL GW24: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 24 promised a lot of drama, and it delivered. There were heartfelt moments, outrageous goals, late-minute goals, red cards, referee drama, and even a brief wrestling match in the Chelsea vs West Ham game. And to top it all off, it was goals galore as well, 34 goals were scored over the course of 10 matches, an average of 3.4 goals per game. Here are all the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: Ibrahima KonateLiverpool had their foot on Newcastle's neck almost from t...

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EPL GW23: Winners And Losers

A very eventful gameweek came to a close with Everton vs Leeds on Monday night, which ended 1-1, meaning Everton failed to really put themselves firmly in the conversation for European spots again. Elsewhere in the league, Arsenal and Manchester United went head-to-head again, Aston Villa and Manchester City tried to close in on the league leaders, and drama continued at the bottom of the table. Here are the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: Aston Villa F.C.Unai Emery's t...

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EPL GW22: Winners And Losers

A feisty Manchester derby, drama at the top and bottom end of the table, upsets in unexpected places, and several disappointing results that left almost everyone's FPL team in shambles. Gameweek 22 had it all. We take a look back at the winners and losers of all that action before Premier League action resumes at the weekend.Losers: Crystal Palace F.C.Sunderland beat Crystal Palace 2-1 on Saturday, which means that the last time Crystal Palace won a Premier League game was on December 7. Afte...

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EPL GW21: Winners And Losers

The most anticipated fixture this gameweek, between defending Champions Liverpool and title aspirants, played out in a rather uneventful 0-0 draw. That notwithstanding, there was drama elsewhere as several mid-table clashes unfolded across the table, giving us a better idea of who is actually in the race for European spots and who isn't. Here are all the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: AFC Bournemouth A win for the Cherries, finally. And, perhaps fittingly, it came in t...

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EPL GW31: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 31 was dominated by non-EPL football as Manchester City and Arsenal locked horns in the Carabao Cup final. However, while most eyes were on Wembley, so many EPL games played out in very interesting fashion. European chasers secured crucial victories, relegation stragglers continued the battle for survival, and we had another Tyne-Wear derby. Here are all the winners and losers from a fascinating gameweek of football.Losers: Tottenham Hotspur F.C.Yeah, so here is the thing: Tottenham ...

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EPL GW30: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 30 of the English Premier League was one of those times when the biggest results happened to be draws. And there were a lot of draws, 6 of the 10 games this gameweek ended level, but there were some very significant results among those draws. Here are all the winners and losers from the action.Winners: Max Dowman16 years and 73 days, that's how long it took Max Dowman to score his first goal for Arsenal Football Club. Whenever I see stats like this one, I wonder what I was doing at t...

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EPL GW29: Winners And Losers

Midweek fixtures by their very nature tend to offer great entertainment. The teams have had only two or three days of rest since the last game, players are tired, and there hasn't been a great deal of time to prepare for the next opponent in detail. This makes games unpredictable and from the point of a neutral observer, rather fun to watch.

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EPL GW28: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 28 of the English Premier League came to an end on Sunday with a scintillating London Derby between Arsenal and Chelsea. All London Derbies carry great significance, but this one especially represented a game of great importance for both clubs for different reasons. Elsewhere, Manchester City kept up their title chase, Fulham and Tottenham played out another London derby, West Ham and Nottingham Forest struggled for points to escape the drop, and Liverpool and United continued jockey...

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EPL GW27: Winners And Losers

This gameweek was dominated by all the action around a North London Derby with both teams in dramatically different conditions. Arsenal fighting for the title at the top of the table, Tottenham fighting to escape relegation at the bottom. Elsewhere Manchester City faced a stern test as they sought to stay in the title race, Aston Villa tried to keep up with the leaders, and the relegation threathened clubs continued the fight to stay up. Here all the winners and losers from last gameweek's ac...

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The Gyokeres Effect

Look at the picture below and see if you can tell which Premier League striker had those numbers. Really, take a few seconds to think about it.If you thought "Roberto Firmino," you're right. Congratulations, you're a football nerd. But I want you to notice something, Bobby Firmino, although widely regarded (and rightfully so) as one of the most exciting strikers to play in the league, was never a prolific goalscorer. His highest tally was 15 in a season, and that happened only once. He had se...

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EPL GW26: Winners And Losers

As the 25/26 season draws to a close, every gameweek is increasingly important at every point on the table. At the top, Arsenal and Manchester City seem set to slug it out for the title. And at the bottom, a cluster of clubs is crowded around 18th (Tottenham, Leeds, etc), but it seems like the main characters of the battle for safety will be Nottingham Forest and West Ham. Another battle is being fought by four clubs (United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Brentford) for the final Champions League s...

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EPL GW25: Winners And Losers

Every gameweek these days seems to contain a match of immense consequences, and this one was no different. Liverpool faced Manchester City in a game that had immense consequences for the title race as well as the race to secure the last Champions League qualification spot. Nottingham vs Leeds was another game with immense consequences at the opposite end of the table as both teams fight to secure survival and another season of Premier League football. And in the middle of the table, we had ga...

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EPL GW24: Winners And Losers

Gameweek 24 promised a lot of drama, and it delivered. There were heartfelt moments, outrageous goals, late-minute goals, red cards, referee drama, and even a brief wrestling match in the Chelsea vs West Ham game. And to top it all off, it was goals galore as well, 34 goals were scored over the course of 10 matches, an average of 3.4 goals per game. Here are all the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: Ibrahima KonateLiverpool had their foot on Newcastle's neck almost from t...

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EPL GW23: Winners And Losers

A very eventful gameweek came to a close with Everton vs Leeds on Monday night, which ended 1-1, meaning Everton failed to really put themselves firmly in the conversation for European spots again. Elsewhere in the league, Arsenal and Manchester United went head-to-head again, Aston Villa and Manchester City tried to close in on the league leaders, and drama continued at the bottom of the table. Here are the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: Aston Villa F.C.Unai Emery's t...

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EPL GW22: Winners And Losers

A feisty Manchester derby, drama at the top and bottom end of the table, upsets in unexpected places, and several disappointing results that left almost everyone's FPL team in shambles. Gameweek 22 had it all. We take a look back at the winners and losers of all that action before Premier League action resumes at the weekend.Losers: Crystal Palace F.C.Sunderland beat Crystal Palace 2-1 on Saturday, which means that the last time Crystal Palace won a Premier League game was on December 7. Afte...

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EPL GW21: Winners And Losers

The most anticipated fixture this gameweek, between defending Champions Liverpool and title aspirants, played out in a rather uneventful 0-0 draw. That notwithstanding, there was drama elsewhere as several mid-table clashes unfolded across the table, giving us a better idea of who is actually in the race for European spots and who isn't. Here are all the winners and losers from the gameweek's action.Winners: AFC Bournemouth A win for the Cherries, finally. And, perhaps fittingly, it came in t...

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